{"id":2787,"date":"2026-09-06T14:03:53","date_gmt":"2026-09-06T12:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/biproc.wordpress.com\/2026\/09\/06\/montevideo\/"},"modified":"2026-09-08T15:15:43","modified_gmt":"2026-09-08T15:15:43","slug":"montevideo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/06\/montevideo\/","title":{"rendered":"Montevideo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">l&rsquo;Uruguay est un chouette pays. Peu d&rsquo;habitants, grands espaces, stabilit\u00e9 politique, accueil des \u00e9trangers en d\u00e9sh\u00e9rence, promotions sur le mat\u00e9. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/biproc.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/screenshot_20260906-1338046353223098432131840.png?w=864\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2786\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Je vais aller voir \u00e7a <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bateau trop long, trop cher, je cherche un billet d&rsquo;avion. Skyscanner m&rsquo;en trouve pour 1000 balles ! J&rsquo;ai l&rsquo;heure du vol, d\u00e9part de chez moi, escale \u00e0 Madrid, type de l&rsquo;avion, nom de la compagnie. Tout \u00e7a dans une fluidit\u00e9 et une s\u00e9curisation pouss\u00e9e par un syst\u00e8me incroyablement sophistiqu\u00e9 et int\u00e9gr\u00e9 dans notre environnement. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce degr\u00e9 de fiabilit\u00e9, d&rsquo;efficacit\u00e9 et d&rsquo;imbrication des comp\u00e9tences ne laisse pas de me trouer le cul. Bien s\u00f9r que faire voler autant de monde est \u00e9colo-criminel, mais l&rsquo;organisation est top.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A c\u00f4t\u00e9 de \u00e7a, mes con citoyens vont laisser les clefs et le volant du pays \u00e0 une reprise de justice dont la seule comp\u00e9tence est de laisser entendre qu&rsquo;elle r\u00e9glera les probl\u00e8mes de tous avec sa matraque magique et que la france retrouvera sa grandeur quand se seront des chr\u00e9tiens blonds qui g\u00e2cheront le ciment et videront les poubelles. Les analphab\u00e8tes sectaires feront aussi d&rsquo;excellents m\u00e9decins et ing\u00e9nieurs nucl\u00e9aire<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mon site de r\u00e9servation va bient\u00f4t devoir calculer le prix des vols en brousoufs<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>l&rsquo;Uruguay est un chouette pays. Peu d&rsquo;habitants, grands espaces, stabilit\u00e9 politique, accueil des \u00e9trangers en d\u00e9sh\u00e9rence, promotions sur le mat\u00e9. Bateau trop long, trop cher, je cherche un billet d&rsquo;avion. Skyscanner m&rsquo;en trouve pour 1000 balles ! J&rsquo;ai l&rsquo;heure du vol, d\u00e9part de chez moi, escale \u00e0 Madrid, type de l&rsquo;avion, nom de la compagnie. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/06\/montevideo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Montevideo&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-non-classe","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2787"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2793,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2787\/revisions\/2793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}