{"id":2548,"date":"2025-03-12T00:28:09","date_gmt":"2025-03-11T23:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/biproc.wordpress.com\/?p=2548"},"modified":"2025-03-12T00:28:09","modified_gmt":"2025-03-11T23:28:09","slug":"canarder-la-trompette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/12\/canarder-la-trompette\/","title":{"rendered":"Canarder la Trompette"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donald tr\u00e9buche, il a perdu son assurance \u00e0 toute \u00e9preuve. Marche arri\u00e8re sur les taxes, h\u00e9sitation sur&nbsp; l&rsquo;efficacit\u00e9 de ses mesures, replis strat\u00e9giques, et reprise des livraisons d&rsquo;armes \u00e0 Zelinsky ! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/biproc.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/screenshot_20250312-0011362506846557857752104.png?w=732\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2547\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Sib<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J&rsquo;ai entendu un Canadien \u00e9voquer la tradition violente des USA pour laisser entendre que des destructions de capitaux massives d\u00e9clencheraient peut \u00eatre une fin pr\u00e9matur\u00e9e du trompetiste en chef.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&rsquo;est vrai que sa houppette a l&rsquo;air de tomber un peu l\u00e0, comme l&rsquo;aileron d&rsquo;un orque en captivit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">PS: Tesla, une nouvelle vente de cybermachin aujourd&rsquo;hui. Donald en a achet\u00e9 un pour soutenir son bouffon k\u00e9taminet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donald tr\u00e9buche, il a perdu son assurance \u00e0 toute \u00e9preuve. Marche arri\u00e8re sur les taxes, h\u00e9sitation sur&nbsp; l&rsquo;efficacit\u00e9 de ses mesures, replis strat\u00e9giques, et reprise des livraisons d&rsquo;armes \u00e0 Zelinsky ! J&rsquo;ai entendu un Canadien \u00e9voquer la tradition violente des USA pour laisser entendre que des destructions de capitaux massives d\u00e9clencheraient peut \u00eatre une fin &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/12\/canarder-la-trompette\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Canarder la Trompette&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-non-classe","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}