{"id":2501,"date":"2024-12-29T21:07:58","date_gmt":"2024-12-29T20:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/biproc.wordpress.com\/2024\/12\/29\/il-manque-de-setouffer\/"},"modified":"2024-12-29T21:07:58","modified_gmt":"2024-12-29T20:07:58","slug":"il-manque-de-setouffer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/29\/il-manque-de-setouffer\/","title":{"rendered":"Il manque de s&rsquo;\u00e9touffer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un habitant de la commune a eu droit \u00e0 une mauvaise surprise hier au moment de pr\u00e9parer le repas familial. C&rsquo;est dans une enseigne bien connue, situ\u00e9e \u00e0 l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e de la ville, o\u00f9 il a l&rsquo;habitude de se fournir, qu&rsquo;il nous d\u00e9clare avoir achet\u00e9 le paquet incrimin\u00e9. Une enqu\u00eate est en cours, et si, fort heureusement cette fois, il n&rsquo;y a pas eu de cons\u00e9quence li\u00e9e \u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;on consid\u00e8re d\u00e9sormais comme une simple alerte, nous engageons nos concitoyens \u00e0 la vigilance. Une ligne t\u00e9l\u00e9phonique est ouverte depuis ce matin gr\u00e2ce au service communication de la mairie, et nous participerons \u00e0 sa diffusion aupr\u00e8s des m\u00e9nag\u00e8res de la ville. Avec son optimisme habituel, monsieur le maire, a tenu une d\u00e9claration impromptue \u00e0 la sortie du conseil municipal r\u00e9uni en urgence. Il nous a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0il n&rsquo;y a pas mordom\u00a0\u00bb. Si nous nous perdons en conjectures sur la l\u00e9g\u00e8ret\u00e9 avec laquelle l&rsquo;\u00e9v\u00e9nement semble d\u00e9crit, nous saluons le vocabulaire inventif de notre \u00e9dile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2000\" height=\"1125\" src=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/pxl_20241228_1129119613017963962211874861.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/pxl_20241228_1129119613017963962211874861.jpg 2000w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/pxl_20241228_1129119613017963962211874861-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/pxl_20241228_1129119613017963962211874861-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/pxl_20241228_1129119613017963962211874861-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/pxl_20241228_1129119613017963962211874861-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/pxl_20241228_1129119613017963962211874861-1200x675.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Accident industriel ou malveillance ?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un habitant de la commune a eu droit \u00e0 une mauvaise surprise hier au moment de pr\u00e9parer le repas familial. C&rsquo;est dans une enseigne bien connue, situ\u00e9e \u00e0 l&rsquo;entr\u00e9e de la ville, o\u00f9 il a l&rsquo;habitude de se fournir, qu&rsquo;il nous d\u00e9clare avoir achet\u00e9 le paquet incrimin\u00e9. Une enqu\u00eate est en cours, et si, fort &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/29\/il-manque-de-setouffer\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Il manque de s&rsquo;\u00e9touffer&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-non-classe","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}