{"id":2498,"date":"2024-12-22T06:04:38","date_gmt":"2024-12-22T05:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/biproc.wordpress.com\/2024\/12\/22\/la-meilleure-face-des-piles\/"},"modified":"2024-12-22T06:04:38","modified_gmt":"2024-12-22T05:04:38","slug":"la-meilleure-face-des-piles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/22\/la-meilleure-face-des-piles\/","title":{"rendered":"La meilleure face des piles"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les accumulateurs lithium rechargeables sont s\u00e9duisants, ils vous promettent \u00e9conomies et long\u00e9vit\u00e9, mais ce sont des vampires qui sucent votre \u00e9nergie !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"821\" height=\"836\" src=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/screenshot_20241222-054200432283941453033531.png?w=821\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/screenshot_20241222-054200432283941453033531.png 821w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/screenshot_20241222-054200432283941453033531-295x300.png 295w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/screenshot_20241222-054200432283941453033531-768x782.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Laissez une b\u00eate t\u00e9l\u00e9commande dans un tiroir, et l\u00e0, au calme, dans l&rsquo;obscurit\u00e9, sans un soupir, elle va lentement se d\u00e9charger de toute tension. Elle perdra la m\u00e9moire et les \u00e9lectrons qui lui donnaient vie, et refusera la r\u00e9surrection. Je ne vous parle m\u00eame pas de ces objets qui semblent vivants, mais dont le temps d&rsquo;usage est celui de la facult\u00e9 d&rsquo;attention d&rsquo;un Alzheimer en phase terminale. Vous devrez faire le tour r\u00e9gulier de vos tiroirs, et y perfuser les corps inanim\u00e9s pour qu&rsquo;ils ne se transforment pas en monstres sans vie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bref, \u00e9conomisez l&rsquo;\u00e9nergie et les recyclages probl\u00e9matiques, utilisez des piles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les accumulateurs lithium rechargeables sont s\u00e9duisants, ils vous promettent \u00e9conomies et long\u00e9vit\u00e9, mais ce sont des vampires qui sucent votre \u00e9nergie ! Laissez une b\u00eate t\u00e9l\u00e9commande dans un tiroir, et l\u00e0, au calme, dans l&rsquo;obscurit\u00e9, sans un soupir, elle va lentement se d\u00e9charger de toute tension. Elle perdra la m\u00e9moire et les \u00e9lectrons qui lui &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/22\/la-meilleure-face-des-piles\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;La meilleure face des piles&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-non-classe","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}