{"id":2386,"date":"2023-12-21T13:42:12","date_gmt":"2023-12-21T12:42:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/biproc.wordpress.com\/2023\/12\/21\/un-vol-affreux\/"},"modified":"2023-12-21T13:42:12","modified_gmt":"2023-12-21T12:42:12","slug":"un-vol-affreux-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/21\/un-vol-affreux-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Un vol AFfreux"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pas de r\u00e9bellion possible dans un avion en vol. Le capitaine est ma\u00eetre \u00e0 bord, et sur airfrench, c&rsquo;est possiblement un despote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/image_editor_output_image1334776831-1703162905126776700779242043947.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2070\" style=\"width:339px;height:auto\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donc, le despote aux commandes du 777 qui a ramen\u00e9 pierre des antilles n&rsquo;est pas all\u00e9 au bout de son pouvoir, il n&rsquo;a pas fait exploser l&rsquo;a\u00e9ronef au milieu de l&rsquo;Atlantique pour son bon plaisir. Par contre, il a emp\u00each\u00e9 tout les passagers de lever leurs fesses. Des turbulences imaginaires ont entour\u00e9 l&rsquo;avion, du d\u00e9collage \u00e0 l&rsquo;atterrissage. Le service \u00e0 bord n&rsquo;a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 possible et les h\u00f4tesses ont voyag\u00e9 assises. Plus rigolo, l&rsquo;extinction totale des t\u00e9l\u00e9phones a \u00e9t\u00e9 exig\u00e9e a l&rsquo;arriv\u00e9e, pour cause de \u00ab\u00a0mauvaise m\u00e9t\u00e9o\u00a0\u00bb !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pas de r\u00e9bellion possible dans un avion en vol. Le capitaine est ma\u00eetre \u00e0 bord, et sur airfrench, c&rsquo;est possiblement un despote. Donc, le despote aux commandes du 777 qui a ramen\u00e9 pierre des antilles n&rsquo;est pas all\u00e9 au bout de son pouvoir, il n&rsquo;a pas fait exploser l&rsquo;a\u00e9ronef au milieu de l&rsquo;Atlantique pour son &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/21\/un-vol-affreux-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Un vol AFfreux&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-non-classe","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}