{"id":2189,"date":"2024-01-09T11:27:34","date_gmt":"2024-01-09T11:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/?p=2189"},"modified":"2024-01-09T11:27:34","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T11:27:34","slug":"un-vol-affreux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/09\/un-vol-affreux\/","title":{"rendered":"Un vol AFfreux"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pas de r\u00e9bellion possible dans un avion en vol. Le capitaine est ma\u00eetre \u00e0 bord, et sur airfrench, c\u2019est possiblement un despote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/avion.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2190\" style=\"width:386px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/avion.webp 1024w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/avion-300x200.webp 300w, https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/avion-768x512.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 1362px) 62vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Donc, le despote aux commandes du 777 qui a ramen\u00e9 pierre des antilles n\u2019est pas all\u00e9 au bout de son pouvoir, il n\u2019a pas fait exploser l\u2019a\u00e9ronef au milieu de l\u2019Atlantique pour son bon plaisir. Par contre, il a emp\u00each\u00e9 tout les passagers de lever leurs fesses. Des turbulences imaginaires ont entour\u00e9 l\u2019avion, du d\u00e9collage \u00e0 l\u2019atterrissage. Le service \u00e0 bord n\u2019a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 possible et les h\u00f4tesses ont voyag\u00e9 assises. Plus rigolo, l\u2019extinction totale des t\u00e9l\u00e9phones a \u00e9t\u00e9 exig\u00e9e a l\u2019arriv\u00e9e, pour cause de \u00ab mauvaise m\u00e9t\u00e9o \u00bb !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pas de r\u00e9bellion possible dans un avion en vol. Le capitaine est ma\u00eetre \u00e0 bord, et sur airfrench, c\u2019est possiblement un despote. Donc, le despote aux commandes du 777 qui a ramen\u00e9 pierre des antilles n\u2019est pas all\u00e9 au bout de son pouvoir, il n\u2019a pas fait exploser l\u2019a\u00e9ronef au milieu de l\u2019Atlantique pour son &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/2024\/01\/09\/un-vol-affreux\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Un vol AFfreux&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2191,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2189\/revisions\/2191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roidupetrole.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}